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  1. gallery
    The Look Book Goes to Broadway Stars’ CouchesWe asked the leads in dozens of shuttered shows to take a self-portrait on the sofa wherever they are quarantining.
  2. coronavirus
    An Oral History of a Socially Distanced WeddingThe ceremony lasted three minutes and was officiated by a friend leaning out of a fourth-floor window.
  3. work wife
    Hello, Co-workers, Yes I Am in Love With YouApologies to your big, handsome husbands, but I simply must have you.
  4. self
    Don’t Let the Nike Plus-size Mannequin Troll Distract YouNike’s plus-size mannequins are the bare minimum a brand can do.
  5. music
    If You’re Protesting, Janet May Wants to Sing by Your SideThe musician talks about bringing songs to political actions and how losing her father to Alzheimer’s inspired her forthcoming solo album.
  6. fake news
    Tombstones In Cemetery
    Sorry But Your Favorite Viral Story is Probably FakeA guide to keep you from getting duped.
  7. how i get it done
    How I Get It Done: Hadestown Director Rachel ChavkinThe Tony award-winning director on sexism, surrogacy and working with her friends.
  8. experiments
    I Tried (and Failed) to Do My Hair Like Gentleman JackThe show’s lead stylist gave me a few tips on how they create those ridiculous curls.
  9. hate speech
    Facebook Announced Ban on Far-Right Extremists Before Actually Banning ThemFacebook and Instagram banned Alex Jones and Milo Yiannopoulos, among a list of other extremists.
  10. operation varsity blues
    More Parents Are Afraid They’ll Be Caught in College Admissions ScandalAccording to a new report, some parents in Southern California are freaking out about the possibility that they’ll be charged too.
  11. the tweet beat
    It Must Be Nice to Be a Tech DudeJack Dorsey says he only eats one meal, five days a week.
  12. get that money
    Why Is Stalking People on Venmo So Addictive?I can’t look away from my friends’ (and ex’s) Venmo feeds.
  13. select all
    Momo Isn’t What Parents Need to Worry About on YouTubeUnderstanding this week’s overhyped internet panic.
  14. select all
    This Instagram Influencer’s Failed Tour Will Satisfy Your Fyre Fest NostalgiaThe $165 ticket promised fresh orchid crowns. In reality, guests were given a single flower to put in their hair and then give back after a photo.
  15. say what now?
    Trump on Bezos Divorce: ‘Going to Be a Beauty’Just a very normal comment from our very normal president.
  16. select all
    Please Calm Down About the Bird Box ChallengePeople aren’t actually walking into oncoming traffic blindfolded.
  17. the cut opinion pages
    You Are Making Gift-Giving Harder Than It Has to BeYou’re just stressed because you’re ill prepared.
  18. science of us
    Here’s What Text Therapy Is Really LikeThree friends spent four months in online therapy; now, they’re publishing their conversations.
  19. the pink tax
    The Illusion of Safer Transportation Is Costing WomenWomen spend up to $100 more than men each month, a new study from NYU found.
  20. satc anniversary
    The Very Best Memes from Sex and the CityThe show that launched a thousand memes.
  21. how to raise a boy
    The Joyful Dancing Boys of Instagram“My friends will ask me [on Instagram] ‘can you teach me how to dance?’ Every time we go play at recess I teach my friends moves.”
  22. Twitter Should Have Skipped Its Female-Empowerment Oscars AdTwitter’s #HereWeAre ad felt tone-deaf given the platform’s ongoing harassment problems.
  23. let us creep
    Instagram Screenshot Alerts Mean Your Friends Will Know You’re a CreepInstagram is reportedly testing the Snapchat-style feature.
  24. 6 Women Unite to Get Even With Dude Who Scheduled All Their Dates in a RowWe’ve got your John Tucker Must Die sequel right here, folks.
  25. stay woke
    Twitter Is Rolling Its Eyes Over News Posts About This Guy’s ‘Curvy’ WifeRobbie Tripp is getting owned on Twitter after positing a gushing Instagram about how much he loves his wife’s ‘curvy’ body.
  26. These Are the New Emoji Coming Soon to Your iPhoneThe vomit emoji is great.
  27. beefs
    Ann Coulter Is So Hated, People Are Rooting for Delta in Their Twitter BeefThe conservative pundit has been angrily tweeting at the airline for days, following a seat change on a flight.
  28. Another Day, Another Apology for Harassment in Silicon ValleyMarc Canter once propositioned Microsoft’s danah boyd for a threesome with him and his wife.
  29. Female Tesla Employee Calls Factory a ‘Predator Zone’According to a new report, 20 women spoke about their experiences with sexual harassment at Tesla during a town-hall meeting.
  30. Poland’s First Lady Expertly Curves a Handshake From TrumpAgata Kornhauser-Duda avoided shaking the president’s hand like a pro.
  31. Teen YouTuber Charged With Killing Boyfriend in Gun Stunt Gone WrongPedro Ruiz reportedly thought a harcover book would be enough to stop a bullet from hitting him.
  32. roommate wars
    College Student Printed Out Her Roommate’s Subtweets and Posted Them in the DormShe printed out every subtweet and posted them on a bulletin board.
  33. Table-Tennis Players Are Rio’s Hottest Tinder MatchesSorry, swimmers.