It would appear that Ryan Lochte doesn’t keep any secrets from his mom, Ike Lochte, who understands him better than anyone. “He goes out on one-night stands,” she told Today.com. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.” Just wear some white jeans, ladies, and you too could have a chance! We’ve compiled a roundup of clips about Lochte from over the years to get a better understanding of his psyche, fashion sense, and taste in women. (And if you were wondering why you didn’t really notice him at the last Olympics — well, the clown-meets-Fabio hairdo he was wearing around in 2008 might explain a few things.)
