We interupt this day (week? month …) of terrible news to bring you a very important moving image of 16-year-old Dante de Blasio steering a boat like a boss off the coast of Naples, his mayor dad in tow. Or, if you will, “Bill De Blasio e il figlio Dante in gommone a Capri,” because it sounds even better that way.
Once again, this is what a real summer vacation looks like:
