You've registered to vote. You've taken the day off work to watch the returns roll in. There's just one thing left to check off on your Election Day to-do list. What do you give that special someone that sums up exactly how you feel about this campaign season and the democratic process itself?

K-Mart is stocked to the rafters with Hillary crosses, but you'll look just like every other voter at the polls. Give a gift that reflects the uniqueness of this election cycle while stirring the heart (and possibly a couple of other organs as well).

Give an overage someone you love a Mark Foley doll. [eBay]