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The First Daughters, in China for spring break with Michelle Obama, were only “vaguely interested” in the Terra Cotta Warriors Museum, according to a pool report. Can you really blame them? Malia and Sasha are 15 and 12, respectively, and it’s a terra cotta museum. Sasha in particular has been called out as “not impressed” and “not here for it” throughout the trip, but as anyone who remembers being a tween knows, it’s unlikely her pouts have anything to do with her opinions of the Great Wall or Chinese history. She probably has other things on her mind …
Like, for instance, adults constantly telling her to smile.
No new Snapchats, thanks to roaming charges.
The end of The Fault in Our Stars.
Doesn’t drink coffee yet.
Mom.
