Which news source do you trust the most?
The Times… 73
The Post… . 10
Us Weekly … 7
The Daily News … 6
Blogs … 2
Other … 2
Where do you go to get your gossip?
“Page Six” … 29
Blogs … 22
“Boldface Names” … 8
“Rush and Molloy” … 7
People … 4
Us Weekly … 4
I don’t ever read gossip… 19
Other … 7
“Friends.” “Gay friends.” “My girlfriend. She’s like, ‘Blah, blah, blah.’ ”
Who’s your favorite recurring gossip character?
Paris Hilton … 24
Lindsay Lohan … 20
Donald Trump … 11
Angelina/Brangelina … 6
Harvey Weinstein … 3
Ron Burkle … 0
No opinion … 25
Other … 11
“Wendy Williams.” “Tom Cruise.” “Dick Cheney.”
Have you heard of the “Page Six” scandal?
Yes … … … … … . 68
No … … … … … 32
Does it surprise you?
Yes … … 7
No … … 75
Somewhat … … 13
Do you know who Richard Johnson is?
Yes … … … … … . 33
No … … .… … … 67
Do you know who Jared Paul Stern is?
Yes … … … … … . 26
No … … … … … 74
Can you trust a man in a fedora?
Yes … … . 35
No … … . 22
Unsure … … . 43
“If he’s Humphrey Bogart.” “If he’s black.”
Would you want to be a gossip reporter?
Yes … … . 10
No … … . 89
Unsure … 1
What would be the best part of the job?
Potential celebrity sex … 22
Potential celebrity friendship … 20
Seeing your work read on the subway … 18
Free drinks … 17
Extortion opportunities … 12
How much of “Page Six” is true?
Every word … 1
Most of it … 14
Some of it … 53
Almost none of it … 21
None of it at all … 1
Would you like to be in “Page Six”?
Yes … … … … … . 35
No … … … … … .65
What’s the one thing you’ve done that you’d least like to see in a gossip column?
“Puking on the subway.” “Underage men.” “Getting busted for pot on the Chinatown bus.” “Public sex.” “Eating food I dropped on the street.” “I tried to run away from the Vietnam War.” “I stole a bread truck.” “Slave-girl pictures on the Internet.” “Appearing on The Grind.” “Hookers.” Next: East Village Artist ‘Cave’ Gets Gut-renovated