William Nelson

Photo: Brad Paris

Does P. Diddy enforce stringent rules?
He nit-picks. We have to fold clothes so the logo shows.

What kind of music do you play? Nothing but Bad Boy?
Puffy likes all types of music.

No feuds? Not even with J.Lo?
No. He plays everything.

You’re the No. 1 salesperson: What’s your secret?
I smell good, have my fingernails manicured, and wear canary diamonds in my ears.

Are you hoping to break into the music industry?
No, I want my own retail store, something like the Atrium.

Are you going to coin myriad aliases too?
What’s wrong with William Nelson?

William Nelson