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Everything You Need to Build Your Own ’80s Aquarium

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When Danny Bowien opened the first New York location of Mission Chinese in 2012, Angela Dimayuga, his head chef at the time, asked if she could install a fish tank in the dining room. She’d grown up going to Cantonese restaurants, she says, and felt it would be an easy way to reference them. Plus, the whole place felt very ’80s already; sticking a tank — which she filled with Glofish tetras (seen above, $8 at theifishstore.com) and Chen Chen & Kai Williams–designed acrylic pedestals — between the cream-colored banquettes made sense. In the seven years since Mission opened, there’s been an uptick in fish-tank installations across the city, according to Emily Kamelhar of Okeanos Aquascaping, the company responsible for the installation of a “skylight pond” in the recently reopened Brant Foundation. Seawitch, a nautical-inspired dive in Greenwood Heights, built a 120-gallon tank filled with blue-green chromis and yellow tangs; Blue + Black, a Carroll Gardens barbershop, installed a naturalistic, Japanese-inspired aquarium. Last fall, the Playboy Club reopened with a 450-gallon tank, and across town, La Mer at Saks Fifth Avenue recently unveiled a slightly more subdued L-shaped version. Below, all the parts to build a Reagan-era style at-home tank, from gaudy cherry-red beads to LEDs that simulate the moon.

Necessities

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The Aqueon aquarium is 20 gallons and comes with a filter, a preset heater, and a net.

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This AquaIllumination Prime LED light — the best, according to expert Noel Rose — simulates the moon.

Décor

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Coral is expensive and difficult to maintain, so the Playboy Club went with colorful fakes.

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For lower-key fish keepers: Jardin pale faux coral.

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At Mission Chinese, the décor is all fake plants like this bright-pink one.

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A real-looking but artificial plant that holds up well to aggressive fish.

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Dimayuga used to keep these velvety living Japanese moss balls in her home aquarium.

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Keeping real barnacles alive in a tank is tricky. These, conveniently, are glass.

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Search “resin seashells” on Etsy — there are enough to fill 100 tanks.

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A pair of very ’80s, fish-tank-safe terrazzo dice, by Jonathan Adler.

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This acrylic pill would nicely match a red fish.

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The shipwreck ornament is a classic in any tank. Luckily, they’re still sold at PetSmart.

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This gold-plated resin turtle would look perfectly at home with tropical fish.

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Every tank needs a super-cheesy clamshell filled with pastel pearls.

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A few confetti-patterned marbles for the fish to swim around.

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Instead of boring realistic-looking stones, an ’80s-ish tank should have bright fluorescent gravel.

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Night + Market puts these glassy red beads in its tank instead of gravel.

Fish

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Trochus snails have psychedelic shells and graze on algae.

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Mission Chinese’s tank is filled with these flashy parrotfish.

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The Playboy Club imported a school of angelfish from Japan for its saltwater tank.

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Dimayuga kept a pair of albino cory catfish, both of which she named Mary-Kate Olsen.

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Like the snails, purple urchins keep tanks algae free.

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Night + Market restaurant in L.A. has a few eel-like golden dojo loaches.

Plants

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Nymphoides aquatica can survive in deep water and low light.

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This bright-green bulb plant grows twisty, curly leaves.

*This article appears in the May 27, 2019, issue of New York Magazine. Subscribe Now!

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Everything You Need to Build Your Own ’80s Aquarium