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The Best Christmas Onesies on Amazon, According to Hyperenthusiastic Reviewers

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Here at the Strategist, we like to think of ourselves as crazy (in the good way) about the stuff we buy, but as much as we’d like to, we can’t try everything. Which is why we have People’s Choice, in which we find the best-reviewed products and single out the most convincing. We’ve covered the best artificial Christmas treesChristmas tree toppersChristmas lights, Christmas wreaths, and Christmas pajamas, and here we’re zeroing in on the best Christmas onesies on Amazon, according to the people. (Note that reviews have been edited for length and clarity.)

Best unisex Christmas onesie for adults

“Alright, where do I start? This thing rocks. I love Christmas, I love comfort, I love a drop-seat for bathroom convenience. At first my boyfriend made fun of me for purchasing this, but after seeing me traipsing around the house practically oozing Christmas magic, I know he’s probably secretly jealous. This onesie has everything: feeties, dropseat, hood with drawstrings, and a fashionable wintery print. Honestly, what more could you ask for? P.S. As others have mentioned, it’s big, but I mean, who needs a form-fitting jumpsuit when you’re busy shoveling Christmas cookies down your gullet?”

“I have lived in this thing for days. I don’t know why I own everyday clothes.”

Best Christmas onesies for men

“PERFECT GIFT FOR CHRISTMAS!! Everyone loved it. The material is THICK and FLUFFY! Super cozy! Buying one for myself and everyone else now! Def worth the money!”

“First, the material is incredibly soft, and incredibly warm. I become a hug magnet when I am wearing this. The grips on the feet are great for avoiding slippage, and I didn’t know that the feet can unzip from the rest of the outfit when I bought it. Very cool. I figured this would be an item I would use for this one party, and then put away … I have worn it at one other after party, and have worn it around the house several times. I plan on buying one for the wife and more for myself in different colors.”

“My husband LOVES his onesie! When he gets chilled, he puts it on, and snoozes in his chair, all comfy! The size is perfect on him, a tad larger, which is good for giving some room to move. It washes well too, staying nice and soft!”

Best Christmas onesies for women

“LOVE LOVE LOVE this! Best Christmas gift this year — warm, soft, and comfy. No blankets needed! I’m cold-natured so it is perfect for me!”

“Bought this for my wife and she loves it. It’s cold here in the winter and this is great for lounging on cold nights. Fits her great and she looks adorable in it!”

“Super cute and form fitting!! Wore to Santa Con and I was super warm while all the other girls were in super tiny outfits in the freezing cold. Holy hell they are brave lol definitely wearing this every year!”

“Seriously my favorite onesie right now!! Planning to wear it even after the holidays because it’s the perfect size and the perfect thickness — not too hot not too cold! I plan on getting another onesie from this seller soon.”

“My wife loves them especially at the snowmobile cabin.”

“As soon as I put on this onesie, I fell in love. It’s soft, warm without being too hot, and ADORABLE. I got the penguin one. Because I am petite, the legs and arms are too long but that just makes me love it more. A snuggly, oversize, adorable onesie. At a great price! What more could you ask for? Update: IT HAS POCKETS!!”

“These are the best PJs I’ve ever bought. The organic cotton is perfect. The sizing is perfect. If you normally wear large, get large. They have the cutest square tags on the back of the bottoms and top. This will not be my last pair. I got red and white stripes. They would have been so cute for Christmas.”

Best Christmas onesies for kids and babies

“So cute! I think these are made for boys but I got them for my daughter to wear in December and she loved them. The colors are bright and they washed up well. She wore them multiple times all month long and they were washed after every use and are still soft and bright. She actually still wears them now, three months later! I am happy that the red pair did not bleed onto the white Santa beard. Would definitely buy again. True to size.”

“Very happy with these pajamas. They were a little large for their size, but I think that’s okay for footie pajamas. It was fun to have a great design that worked for my son and daughter. They loved having matching pajamas for Christmas!”

“Soooo cute for Christmas morning and long enough to wear next year too. My kids hate stuff on their feet so these were perfect. Fabric is nice and thick yet soft.”

“If David Bowie comes back as the Goblin King to take my kid and make me traverse the Labyrinth … she has got her outfit. And it fits great. Now all I need is a flouncy short and ’80s mom jeans…”

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The Best Christmas Onesies on Amazon, According to Reviewers