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  1. mariah carey
    Mariah Carey’s Promising Post-Precious Acting Career DisruptedShe’s dropped out of her only upcoming movie.
  2. fads
    Gaga and Beyoncé Tie Mariah’s Record With ‘Telephone’Gaga is also adding a second leg to her Monster’s Ball tour.
  3. late night
    Lee Daniels Made Helen Mirren Sound Like Kind of a Jerk on The Daily ShowShe could play Mariah Carey’s role “in her sleep.”
  4. right-click
    Do Not Go Anywhere Near Mariah Carey’s FaceBut do check out her new single.
  5. music
    Watch Two New Mariah Carey Videos, With Nicki Minaj and Ne-Yo
  6. quote machine
    Dead Jim Morrison No Fan of Ke$haPlus: Michael C. Hall just answering e-mails all day.
  7. kudos
    Mariah Carey’s Biggest Fan Isn’t Giving Up on Her Oscar Chances Just YetMeanwhile, we hope that she shows up at the People’s Choice Awards tonight in the same form that she was in at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night.
  8. quote machine
    Mariah Carey Is Still Complaining About That Mustache in PreciousPlus: Billy Corgan is jealous of Dave Navarro’s nipple rings.
  9. kudos
    Mariah Carey: Award-Winning ActressThe mustache sealed the deal.
  10. overheard
    Overheard at Precious in Harlem“I thought she needed to shave.”
  11. obsessed
    Mariah Carey Speaks Out on Her Precious Mustache“I drank some ugly juice.”
  12. touch my body
    Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Inspires Jay Leno’s First Decent Joke in Months“It’s times like this I wish I had the desk.”
  13. party lines
    Nick Cannon Wants to Be Ike Turner for HalloweenBut Mariah won’t let him!
  14. quote machine
    Kristen Stewart Thinks Twilight’s Themes Are Far Kinkier Than Just Plain Ol’ AbstinencePlus: Michael Moore takes on lazy liberals.
  15. quote machine
    Ricky Gervais Just Having Terrible Luck With ChairsPlus: Ozzy Osbourne no fan of being stabbed.
  16. precious
    Mo’Nique Uncooperative, Reports Mariah Carey FanRoger Friedman reports that Mo’Nique has pulled out of Saturday’s New York Film Festival premiere of her movie at the last minute, causing her publicist to quit.
  17. delays
    Mariah Carey’s New Record Still a Little Too Imperfect to Be Released On Time’Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel’ has been delayed yet again.
  18. ad wizards
    Music Industry Devises Bold New Method of Revenue Generation: In-CD Advertising!This move oughtta steer a lot more people toward BitTorrent.
  19. beef
    Eminem Still Not Finished Talking About Mariah CareyWe’d totally hate to encourage more behavior like this, but this song is awesome.
  20. delays
    Coming Soon: New Albums From Mariah, Diddy, and Lil WayneAlso, Amerie is getting jerked around again.
  21. the industry
    Jon Hamm Runs This TownPlus: a raging Lombardi.
  22. song of the summer
    Song of the Summer: Rob Thomas and a Radical Revamp of the Power RankingsThe Black Eyed Peas have finally spilled from the No. 1 spot, and the effects have cascaded downward!
  23. right-click
    Mariah Carey Inhabits a Stalker, But What’s in the Minds of Her Haters?We’re actually rather shocked at the level of vitriol directed at the singer.
  24. song of the summer
    Song of the Summer: Mariah Carey Dominates (Pun Intended!)Spin us right round, Mariah, and feel free to do so all summer.
  25. the industry
    Hollywood to Make Movie Out of Gum WrapperPlus: Mariah Carey’s new album is dedicated to us.
  26. nikki finke
    Chuck Likely to Survive, Even Without Nikki Finke’s ViewershipAn NBC source says ‘Chuck’ will probably be renewed, not that this does Nikki Finke any good.
  27. quote machine
    Brody Jenner’s Heightened Self-esteem Makes Up for His Lack of Self-awarenessPlus: A scientist takes issue with Mariah Carey’s ability to properly construct mathematical formulas.
  28. right-click
    New Of Montreal Song Uncharacteristically WeirdPlus: Mariah Carey!
  29. quote machine
    Joss Whedon Will Be Here All Week. Try the Veal.Plus: Gillian Anderson on the Mulder-Scully sex scene!
  30. the early-evening news
    No Girls Allowed in Michael Jackson’s Recording StudioPlus: Will Mariah Carey win an Oscar? Hahahahaha. Sorry.
  31. the early-evening news
    A.O. Scott Steals From ChildrenPlus: ‘Idol’ does Mariah, and Axl Rose denies reality-show rumors.
  32. quote machine
    Jack McBrayer Is Sorry for Hitting Mariah Carey in the Face With That FrisbeePlus, Thomas Haden Church disagrees with your assertion that his buttocks are gorgeous.
  33. leak of the week
    Leaked: Mariah Carey’s Latest Album Is Too FormulaicMariah Carey’s last album was hailed by critics as a minor comeback after it succeeded in being marginally less terrible than her previous two albums. Sadly, this one isn’t quite that good.
  34. apropos of nothing
    Madonna and Mariah Carey Dethrone ElvisMimi and Madge set ‘Billboard’ Hot 100 records with their worst songs ever.
  35. the early-evening news
    Due to Illness, This Weekend’s Scheduled Sex Jams Will Be Performed by a Slightly Different SingerPlus: Josh Hartnett!
  36. apropos of nothing
    New Mariah Carey Album Spawns Least Necessary Wikipedia Redirect of All TimeYesterday, Mariah Carey announced that her forthcoming album will be titled E=MC2, thus ensuring at least one high-school physics student a terrible grade on his homework.
  37. right-click
    Mariah Carey Mixes Physics With PleasurePlus: Amy Winehouse!
  38. the industry
    George W. Bush to Get StonedPlus: Sean Penn and Diego Luna to make out.
  39. apropos of nothing
    Mariah Carey Startled by Indie-Rock Fan Base