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  1. vulture lists
    10 Things That Happened at the R. Kelly ConcertFake snow! Bearskin rugs! Reciprocated underwear-throwing!
  2. wangs
    Half Off R. Kelly Tickets!Want to see R. Kelly live at the Wang Theatre?
  3. r. kelly
    Upcoming R. Kelly Album to Top Charts, Mountains“Yo-de-lay, yo-de-lay, yo-de-lay hoo-hoo … I got you sounding like you’re screaming from a mountain peak.”
  4. kellz
    Lucky Blogger Visits Former Home of R. KellyYes, there are photos.
  5. it’s the freaking weekend baby
    Michael Jackson Gets His Backseat Groove On During an R. Kelly Jam“Hot and fresh out the kitchen.”
  6. right-click
    R. Kelly Will Be Your Server This EveningAnd he’ll be expecting a tip.
  7. litigation remix
    R. Kelly’s Legal Team Finally Gets to Play OffenseKellz is finally a plaintiff!
  8. r. kelly
    R. Kelly’s First Post-Trial Interview: ‘I’m No Different From a Fireman’Kellz promises not to stop recording dirty music simply because of the way the public sees him after his child-pornography trial.
  9. litigation remix
    R. Kelly Actually Loses a Legal CaseShiny-domed R&B singer Ne-Yo has done the seemingly impossible — actually defeated R. Kelly in a court of law!
  10. right-click
    R. Kelly Ambivalent About BabiesVulture counts down our five favorite tracks from Kellz’s new album.
  11. leak of the week
    Leaked: R. Kelly’s New Album Even Dirtier Than We ExpectedKellz returns with a new record, which, while still completely insane, does not totally display his typical genius.
  12. leak of the week
    NEW R. KELLY ALBUM LEAKS!We didn’t even know it was done yet!
  13. right-click
    R. Kelly Has Feelings TooPlus: New music from Beck and the Faint.
  14. the early-evening news
    Diddy Hard at Work on Most Exciting Film of All TimePlus: R. Kelly accused of intimidating witness, recording gospel album.
  15. apropos of nothing
    ‘Umbrella’ Watch 2008: Is R. Kelly’s ‘Body Body’ the Song of the Summer?It’s a summery ode to Kellz’s inexhaustible virility (as usual), enhanced by an Auto-Tune for which T-Pain is, happily, in no way responsible.
  16. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Acquitted on All ChargesA Chicago jury has found R. Kelly not guilty on fourteen counts of child pornography.
  17. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Trial Rocked by Hamburger DramaA sequestered juror had a hamburger-related outburst in a restaurant last night.
  18. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Baselessly Accused of Dance-Move TheftCome on, man — R. Kelly has a lot on his mind today!
  19. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Trial Scandalized by Sex-Tape Mix-upIt was revealed that a DVD of the infamous sex tape given to Kelly’s lawyers by the prosecution two weeks ago was not an exact copy.
  20. apropos of nothing
    His Defense Rests, But R. Kelly Never DoesTo commemorate the near-end of his child-pornography trial, Kelly released a new single. We can’t believe it either.
  21. apropos of nothing
    Things Suddenly Not Looking Quite So Terrible for R. KellyGiven that the prosecution’s had six years to build their case, couldn’t they have found a better star witness?
  22. apropos of nothing
    More Colorful Characters Descend on R. Kelly TrialTwo mysterious men from Kansas City are expected to give an explosive press conference tomorrow that will purportedly be “big news” and “reveal all.”
  23. apropos of nothing
    The Prosecution Rests in R. Kelly Trial — But Where Is Jim DeRogatis?Chicago ‘Sun-Times’ music critic Jim DeRogatis — who passed Kelly’s alleged sex tape to police in 2002 — is a no-show in court today, despite an order from the judge to arrive at 10 a.m.
  24. apropos of nothing
    Boring Witness Shoots Holes in R. Kelly’s CGI DefenseYesterday, jurors were subjected to the testimony of forensic-video analyst Grant Fredericks when they probably really just wanted to hear about threesomes.
  25. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly’s Mystery Witness Identified!You won’t believe who it is!
  26. apropos of nothing
    Who Is R. Kelly’s Surprise Witness?The trial of the century was adjourned early yesterday — because of a surprise witness! Who is it? We speculate!
  27. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Chooses This Opportune Moment to Promote New AlbumFireworks are expected in the courtroom at R. Kelly’s child-pornography trial today … Hey, have you heard the new R. Kelly single?
  28. apropos of nothing
    Things Suddenly Not Looking So Great for R. KellyA witness is set to testify that R. Kelly paid her off to return a sex tape.
  29. the early-evening news
    Was R. Kelly Framed by the Wayans Brothers?Plus: Richard Dreyfuss cast as Cheney, and Yoko Ono claims courtroom victory!
  30. the early-evening news
    Michael Moore Schedules Next Documentary for Beginning of Bush’s Third TermPlus: Another hater picked for R. Kelly’s jury, and the L.A. ‘Times’ hates on ‘Bright Shiny Morning.’
  31. apropos of nothing
    Lawyers Begin the Impossible Task of Determining Who R. Kelly’s Peers Are“Oh, I’ve heard he’s the Pied Piper. He’s a musical genius,” said one potential juror.
  32. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Returns With New Album, Somehow!When did he find time to make a record? We have no idea!
  33. the industry
    In Bold Career Move, Halle Berry Will Play Many Dumb Characters at OncePlus: Ronald D. Moore’s working on a new series, and Cynthia Nixon’s working on another case of Biltmore Syndrome.
  34. right-click
    R. Kelly Goes for a HaircutPlus: New music from Wolf Parade and Busta Rhymes.
  35. beef
    R. Kelly Finally Responds to Ne-Yo Lawsuit in New Dis TrackLast night a new track from Vulture buddy R. Kelly hit the Internet to much speculation and concern. On “I’m a Beast,” Kellz eschews singing in favor of angry, partially incoherent rapping about an unnamed pop star, allegedly Ne-Yo.
  36. right-click
    R. Kelly Makes Great Song at Least 100 Times BetterPlus: Dizzee Rascal!
  37. apropos of nothing
    Latest R. Kelly Breach-of-Contract Lawsuit Not as Funny as Previous OneR&B star Ne-Yo is suing Vulture buddy R. Kelly, alleging that Kelly booted him as the opening act on his Double Up tour because Ne-Yo was getting a better reception than he was.
  38. quote machine
    T-Pain, Too, Makes Glorious Discoveries in the Airport BathroomPlus: David Cross’s long explanation for how he ended up in Alvin and the Chipmunks.
  39. quote machine
    From Lee King to the King of the Jews: The Best Quotes of 2007“My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery thingies.”
  40. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly’s Detractors Fighting an Uphill BattleAmy Winehouse’s nutritionist. Ben Silverman’s publicist. The head of the Iraqi Tourism Bureau. What do these three people have in common? They all have easier jobs than activist Jasmyne Cannick who’s trying to organize a protest outside of R. Kelly’s concert at the Forum in Los Angeles on Friday.
  41. pop culture’s bravest
    Year in Review: R. Kelly Takes Us to ‘Sex Planet’ and BackIt had to happen someday — after ten albums packed with increasingly creative and ridiculous sexual metaphors, R. Kelly had finally run out of things on Earth to compare his penis to.
  42. the industry
    Hasselhoff Rides Again!Plus: Bruuuuuuuce!
  43. the early-evening news
    R. Kelly’s Publicist Quits Over Huge MisunderstandingPlus: News about Ang Lee!
  44. chat room
    R. Kelly Answers Our Questions!R&B genius R. Kelly blew our minds ten times this summer with parts 13–22 of his brilliant, never-ending hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet. In this week’s New York, we, quite rightly, declare the series the Funniest Web Video of 2007. To return the favor, the Pied Piper himself agreed to answer a few of our questions via e-mail. We can’t believe it either!
  45. the industry
    Scorsese, DiCaprio Follow in the Afflecks’ FootstepsPlus industry news on Jay-Z, Ghostface, and Will Oldham.
  46. right-click
    Rick Ross and R. Kelly Can’t Drive 55Plus: MySpace sensation covered by other MySpace sensation!
  47. right-click
    R. Kelly Proves Greatness Yet AgainPlus: New songs by Daft Punk and Kylie Minogue!
  48. the industry
    R. Kelly to Be Closer to Your House SoonPlus: News about J.J. Abrams and George Wendt!
  49. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Would Have to Burn Down an Orphanage to Make People Stop Buying His RecordsOver the weekend, MTV News posted a cute story about how, despite those fourteen counts of child pornography he currently has pending, R. Kelly doesn’t seem to be hurting career-wise.
  50. overnights
    ‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapter 22: The End of the BeginningAfter a wild and wonderful ride, we’ve arrived at the season-two finale of R&B genius R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet.
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