Twitter - Vulture
Give A Gift
Displaying all articles tagged:

Twitter

  1. follow friday
    All the Kids Want to Know Sydnee Washington’s Skin-Care Routine“I’m all over the place mentally, and social media is like ‘Bitch get to the point and make it make sense.’”
    By Taylor Garron
  2. follow friday
    Usama Siddiquee Wants You to Remember Comedians’ Names“When you’re laughing your ass off, you’re not really assessing details. It’s sort of a blackout of joy.”
    By Taylor Garron
  3. follow friday
    Rosa Escandón May or May Not Be a Psychic“A lot of my tweets are just things that I see around: bathrooms, packages from my mom, turtles.”
    By Taylor Garron
  4. my single is dropping
    Lady Gaga’s ‘Stupid Love’ Out Friday, Piracy NotwithstandingSorry to this leak.
    By Charu Sinha
  5. follow friday
    Ilana Michelle Rubin Considers Herself a Fun Person“I do feel brave and comfortable saying that my first sexual feelings were for an anthropomorphic hedgehog.”
    By Taylor Garron
  6. jokes
    My 72 Hours in a Viral Tweet Vortex: A DiaryA comedian posted a fake, funny essay to Twitter. What happened next was out of his control.
    By Alexis Pereira
  7. follow friday
    Paul McCallion Has a Great Relationship With His Parents, UnfortunatelyTalking tweets with the New York–based writer and performer.
    By Taylor Garron
  8. twitter
    Donald Trump’s Curb Your Enthusiasm Tweet Makes No SenseThis is not to say that any of his other tweets make sense though.
    By Megh Wright
  9. follow friday
    Lili Michelle Will Wax Your Mustache If You Wax HersTalking body hair, mafia movies, and tweets with the New York–based comedian.
    By Taylor Garron
  10. booked and busy
    Jameela Jamil Staying Busy Post The Good Place, Joins Fight Against SizeismThe Flat Tummy tea industry isn’t going to stop itself!
    By Chris Murphy
  11. extremely online
    The Mr. Peanut Death Super Bowl Commercial Refuses to DieOn Sunday he is risen, now as an adorable Baby Nut in a tiny top hat.
    By Megh Wright
  12. follow friday
    Ashley Glicken Wants to Play Santa in a Christmas Movie“The internet is as ridiculous as it is miraculous and as horrifying as it is sublime.”
    By Taylor Garron
  13. follow friday
    Diana Chan Is Not a ThousandaireTalking tweets with the Brooklyn-based comedian and writer.
    By Taylor Garron
  14. we stan an option up
    Girl Belting As High As She Can on Twitter Is a Talented Person, Grant Her Grace“We all lost our minds a little.”
    By Madison Malone Kircher
  15. follow friday
    Jordan Mendoza Can Have a Little Microdose, As a TreatTalking tweets, TikTok, and getting wrecked on shrooms with the writer and comedian.
    By Taylor Garron
  16. follow friday
    Alysia Brown Is an NYC 9 and an Indiana 35Talking tweets with the New York–based stand-up comedian.
    By Taylor Garron
  17. follow friday
    Brandon Follick Thinks Majoring in Biology Was a Grave Mistake“All I have ever wanted to be in life was Liz Lemon, but I didn’t know how.”
    By Taylor Garron
  18. hacked
    Adam Sandler’s Twitter Was Hacked, Used to Post Racist TweetsLuckily, his gems remain intact.
    By Zoe Haylock
  19. wait what?
    Wait, What Went Down Between John Boyega and Star Wars Fans on Twitter?Much talk of l*ying p*pe ahead.
    By Rebecca Alter
  20. hacked
    Mariah Carey’s Twitter Account Hacked, Used to Post Offensive TweetsThe group behind the hack of Jack Dorsey’s account is suspected.
    By Charu Sinha
  21. follow friday
    Maya Deshmukh Is a Prop QueenTalking tweets with the New York–based comedian and dentist.
    By Taylor Garron
  22. controversy
    Ricky Gervais Under Fire for Transphobic ‘Joke’ TweetsA Twitter user asked Gervais, “So are you telling a joke or taking a stance? Cause if it was a joke it fell flat.”
    By Chris Murphy
  23. follow friday
    Jon Millstein Had to Face His Skinny-Arm Demons“I love 280-character Twitter and will use every letter because I don’t know how to make short pithy observations that are good.”
    By Taylor Garron
  24. interviews
    The True Story Behind the Viral ‘Moves Like Bloomberg’ Video“We really didn’t think it would trick people. In our heads we were just like, This is a dumb comedy bit, and people will know that we’re comedians.”
    By Megh Wright
  25. follow friday
    Liva Pierce, World’s First Queer Gender Studies MinorTalking tweets with the Chicago-based writer and performer.
    By Taylor Garron
  26. follow friday
    Johnathan Appel Has an Enemy in Anthony ScaramucciTalking tweets with the New York–based comedian.
    By Taylor Garron
  27. follow friday
    Michelle Davis Strongly Believes That Tater Tots Are a Breakfast FoodTalking tweets, tots, and Beyoncé with the Brooklyn-based comedian and writer.
    By Taylor Garron
  28. follow friday
    Kate Sisk Has a Great Story About Drawn-On Abs“Sometimes in my stand-up or improv, I try to do jokes that aren’t all gay. I’ve pretty much given that up on Twitter.”
    By Taylor Garron
  29. follow friday
    Zubi Ahmed Takes 2–3 Business Days to Come Up With a Joke“Social media has definitely helped me be more comfortable with how often I think about death and the world ending.”
    By Taylor Garron
  30. follow friday
    Amir Khan Doesn’t Worry About Being RelatableTalking with the New York–based comedian about funny tweets and being a full-on dumbass.
    By Taylor Garron
  31. bffs?
    John Legend Doesn’t Want You to Turn His Comments About Kanye Into a ‘Thing’“We weren’t close on the level of confiding in each other about grief.”
    By Chris Murphy
  32. follow friday
    Tawanda Gona Writes Bits While Listening to Gucci ManeTalking with the comedian about writing jokes and faking his own death.
    By Taylor Garron
  33. memes
    The Dance of Freedom. The Death Bells. The Meme-ing of the Joker[insert sad clown emoji here]
    By Rebecca Alter
  34. who’s really that bitch?
    Lizzo Addresses ‘Truth’ About ‘Truth Hurts’ Plagiarism Allegations“The creator of the tweet is the person I am sharing my success with … not these men.”
    By Justin Curto
  35. follow friday
    Rachel Joravsky ‘Puts on for Her City,’ So to Speak“I do identify as a queer power Jewess, and I love showing up as such on Twitter.”
    By Taylor Garron
  36. happy birthday to who?
    Lady Gaga Now Into Fortnite, No Longer Into Remembering Her Friends’ BirthdaysTo be fair, Gaga probably has a lot on her plate with the rollout for LG6.
    By Chris Murphy
  37. word soup
    Zedd Is Permanently Banned From China for Liking a South Park TweetIt makes less sense the more you think about it.
    By Charu Sinha
  38. follow friday
    Kenice Mobley’s Mom Is Genetically BlessedTalking tweets, vulnerability, and Eyes Wide Shut with the New York–based comedian.
    By Taylor Garron
  39. songbird vs. jailbird
    Help Lorde Stay Out of Fake New Zealand Jail by Tweeting #freeLORDEThe singer absolutely does not need your help.
    By Chris Murphy
  40. breakups
    Travis Scott Would Like You to Know He Did Not Cheat on Kylie“Focusing on life, music, and family at this moment is what’s real.”
    By Rebecca Alter
  41. follow friday
    Sophie Helf Is Sexily Going Through Nicotine Withdrawal“There’s more to my life than just the prosthetics. But I do very much relish a good leg tweet.”
    By Taylor Garron
  42. adam driver pet detective
    Big Man Searching for Little DogAdam Driver is asking for help finding his director’s runaway pup.
    By Rebecca Alter
  43. follow friday
    Ben Wasserman Is Going to Dental School … Maybe?“If you’re going to be a comedian, then you better be willing to eat, breathe, and sleep comedy. And you better fucking tweet about it too.”
    By Taylor Garron
  44. follow friday
    Meg Stalter Thinks the Villain From The Mask Is Hot“There is nothing funnier to me than someone really bad who thinks they are the very best.”
    By Taylor Garron
  45. follow friday
    Brian Bahe Bases His Comedy on His Long, Wide Nipples“I pee about 10 to 15 times a day, which I’ve heard is way too many times a day to pee, but that is my journey.”
    By Taylor Garron
  46. roll clip!
    Chrissy Teigen Actually Does Agree With Trump on Two Things“Those two things are true.”
    By Zoe Haylock
  47. debra & donald
    Donald Trump Still Pretty Bummed That Debra Messing Hates HimThey’re feuding on Twitter, obviously.
    By Devon Ivie
  48. fonts speak louder than words
    Jeremy Renner Announces End of His App With Handwritten NoteThis saga calls for a sequel to The Social Network.
    By Charu Sinha
  49. follow friday
    Melissa Rocha Went to Art School, So She Knows What Art IsTalking tweets with the New York–based stand-up.
    By Taylor Garron
  50. twitter
    Shaq Asks for Free Animation Work, Gets Dunked OnAfter getting called out for a new contest, he upped the $500 prize to $10,000.
    By Megh Wright
Load More