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  1. setups
    Is Simon Cowell Actually Using His Evil Genius for Good?Or, how ‘American Idol’ could learn a thing or two from ‘Britain’s Got Talent.’
  2. american idol
    American Idol: Farewell, Judges’ SaveNever again will we know the hilarious thrill of seeing a contestant humiliated twice.
  3. american idol
    Quentin Tarantino: Greatest AI Mentor Ever“Let me just see you do it one more time with your hands in your pockets — no hand gestures.”
  4. american idol
    American Idol: Scott Sent Home, WronglyHas America condoned a funk cover of a Don Henley song?
  5. american idol
    American Idol: So Who Will Come In Second?Now that Adam Lambert seems to have this thing locked up, who will he destroy on this season’s finale?
  6. chat room
    Rock of Ages’ Constantine Maroulis on Groupies and Performing for Drinking AudiencesConstantine raps with Vulture about post-’Idol’ life, his own eighties idols, and performing before an audience allowed to drink.
  7. disasters
    American Idol: Turn Your Sound Down LowLast night, contestants were allowed to sing anything they wanted. Results varied.
  8. american idol
    Results Shows Now Officially the Best Part of American IdolLast night, obnoxious roughneck Michael Sarver was sent home to work on an oil rig — twice!
  9. scandals
    American Idol Embroiled in Lip-sync-Controversy ShockerAll thanks to Sideshow Bob!
  10. american idol
    American Idol Shows How Not-Fixed It Is With Meanest-Ever EliminationNot only was Alexis Grace voted off last night without being rescued, but ‘Idol’ offed her in what was surely one of the most brutal dismissals in the show’s history.
  11. american idol
    American Idol: Will the Judges Save Alexis Tonight?Producers were allegedly hoping she’d be in the finale — but she stunk last night! So will they save her?
  12. american idol
    American Idol Is Totally Fixed, Claims Anonymous Person Who’s Probably RightCan you believe we’ve made it nearly two whole months into the season without insider charges of behind-the-scenes fraud? Thankfully, no longer!
  13. auto-tune
    Simon Cowell Nowhere to Be Found During Kanye West’s American Idol PerformanceWe kinda wish we had missed it, too.
  14. american idol
    American Idol Losers to Be Humiliated Twice NowVulture completely approves of the new “Judges’ Save” rule.
  15. american idol
    American Idol: What the Heck Is With This Thing?Did ‘Idol’ producers just think this season’s contestants looked too comfortable performing in front of 25 million people?
  16. phone-sex problems
    American Idol Phone-Sex UpdateEverything’s been resolved, thankfully.
  17. phone-sex problems
    How Will American Idol Solve Its Phone-Sex Problem?Ryan Seacrest [Twittering]: “crap, were gonna have a problem on Idol tonight.”
  18. mix-ups
    Is Your Next American Idol a Phone-Sex Operator?When the producers of ‘American Idol’ decided to keep thirteen finalists this year, they forgot about one awesome detail.
  19. american idol
    American Idol Changes the Rules AgainJasmine: Not that great.
  20. baseless speculation
    What Will the Twist Be on Tonight’s American Idol?Will they let viewers vote instead of the judges? Will the stage open up during Tatiana’s performance, dropping her onto a flaming pit?
  21. american idol
    American Idol: The Curious Case of Scott MacIntyreWe like the guy, but when will the judges give him some honest feedback?
  22. american idol
    Did the Producers of American Idol Accidentally Buy This Idiot Another Week on Televison?Man, we hope not!
  23. beef
    Paula Abdul: HeroPaula hates the new ‘Idol’ judge, too.
  24. tatiana del toro
    American Idol: Bring Back Tatiana!When yesterday we called for the immediate dismissal of the worst-ever ‘Idol’ contestant, we didn’t want it to be like this.
  25. tatiana del toro
    American Idol Pits Most-Annoying-Ever Contestant Against a Bunch of Boring OnesSadly, Tatiana Del Toro will probably live to see another week.
  26. finish him!
    Fox Tries to Kill Lost DeadThey’re moving ‘American Idol’ to Wednesdays at 9 p.m.
  27. en guardi!
    The Case Against Kara DioGuardiDioGuardi has revealed herself to be a big fun sponge.
  28. charts
    American Idol: Your Top 36 Revealed!Who deserved Tatiana’s spot?
  29. justice
    American Idol Ringer DisqualifiedJoanna Pacitti has been sent home to ‘avoid the appearance of impropriety.’
  30. inevitabilities
    Bikini Girl’s Comeback Likely to Be Sans BikiniHold onto your hats, people!
  31. eliminations
    Bye Bye, Bikini GirlWe’ll always have Phoenix!
  32. courage
    Brave Actress Survives Uwe Boll Movie, Becomes American Idol FinalistHer continued willingness to show her face in public is truly an inspiration, and almost makes up for the Jason Mraz song she auditioned with.
  33. american idol
    List of 2009 American Idol Finalists Finally LeaksAre you tired of American Idol’s terrible, seemingly endless audition process?
  34. tube junkie
    Let the Bridges Diablo Cody Burns Lead the Way!Plus: Guess who’s getting their own variety show? Nope, not Rosie O’Donnell!
  35. faux pas
    Ryan Seacrest Tries to High-Five Blind Guy, FailsShould’ve gone for the fist bump, bro!
  36. charts
    American Idol: New Judge, Same Bad ContestantsWe recap last night’s eighth-season premiere in typical chart-based fashion.
  37. mean girls
    New Idol Judge Demonstrates Her Mean-Girl CredKara DioGuardi saved her harshest criticism for female contestants.
  38. american idol
    American Idol Producer to Puerto Rico: The Feeling Is MutualWas producer Ken Warwick’s wholesale repudiation of the entire Commonwealth of Puerto Rico motivated by a case of sour grapes?
  39. charts
    American Idol Returns Tonight!Which new changes are we most excited about?
  40. quote machine
    Ricky Gervais Tells Yet Another Holocaust JokePlus: Everyone’s talking about Lil Wayne.
  41. tube junkie
    Television Promises to Suck Significantly Less Than the Movies This JanuaryHint: It might be time to invest in a second Snuggie.
  42. consummations
    David Archuleta Is Now a ManThe real winner of ‘American Idol’ just turned 18.
  43. math
    David Archuleta Massacres David Cook on Albums ChartArchuleta’s No. 2, but Cook could only manage an embarrassing No. 3.
  44. leak of the week
    Warning: David Cook’s Album Leaked to InternetAll those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.
  45. earsores
    Hillary Gets CookedAt a ceremony last night, Clinton ‘was treated to a rendition of ‘The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face’ by David Cook,’ reports the ‘Post.’
  46. leak of the week
    New David Archuleta Album Predictably Terrific!Top this one, Cook.
  47. earsores
    Hit the ‘Mute’ Button! David Cook to Play ‘SNL’Cover your ears!
  48. art
    David Archuleta Immortalized in CornThere’s no word yet on a competing David Cook corn maze.
  49. earsores
    Cover Your Ears! New David Cook Single PremieresDon’t worry! It won’t get stuck in your head.
  50. kudos
    The Emmys: How the Hell Did Jeff Probst Beat Ryan Seacrest?This is a travesty.
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