Extremely Online

the rom-com is back! Jan. 13, 2023

Amelia Dimoldenberg and Andrew Garfield Must Keep Meeting Like ThisThe world is teehee-ing.

By Jason P. Frank

my single is dropping Jan. 12, 2023

Shakira Turned Her ‘BZRP Music Session’ Into a Diss Track for Her Ex-Husband“A she-wolf like me is not for rookies.”

By Justin Curto

dunkies Jan. 10, 2023

Ben Affleck Gets a Job at Dunkin’ Donuts, Fulfills DreamAnd J.Lo rolled through the drive-thru to support him.

By Wolfgang Ruth

real housevotes of dc Jan. 6, 2023

The House Speaker Vote Brought a Week of Pop-Culture MemesWe’re nominating these as the best of the bunch.

By Jennifer Zhan

explain it to me Jan. 6, 2023

Logan Paul SBF’d UpThe controversial YouTuber allegedly scammed millions out of fans with the game CryptoZoo while seemingly being scammed himself.

By Zoe Haylock and Zoë Haylock

last night on late night Jan. 5, 2023

Julia Fox Tells Andy Cohen Whether She’d Join the RHONY RebootCould she be the show’s new muse?

By Wolfgang Ruth

rabbitholes Dec. 23, 2022

What Did Being Online Look Like for You in 2022?The internet is a bottomless pit … Let’s see how deep you went this year.

By Kate Lindsay

extremely online Dec. 22, 2022

Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita Are Officially ‘Married Otters’The longtime YouTube couple have shared pictures from their November wedding.

By Jennifer Zhan

notifs on Dec. 22, 2022

It’s Terri Joe’s World, But Kelon Is Running ItThe TikToker behind the viral livestreams talks going live with celebrities, a potential TV show, and what kinds of jokes go too far.

By Jennifer Zhan

bye twitter Dec. 19, 2022

Every Celebrity Who Has Left the Bird App“This place is a mess.”

By Wolfgang Ruth

first they came for the pjs Dec. 14, 2022

Stalking Celebrity Jets Became the Internet’s Pastime Thanks to @CelebJetsKylie Jenner and Elon Musk have become main characters in the PJ universe.

By Alejandra Gularte

yell-no Dec. 12, 2022

Mustard, Anyone?Twitter’s new check mark for brands isn’t exactly “gold.”

By Wolfgang Ruth

these gays Dec. 11, 2022

Memes for Processing the White Lotus Season 2 FinaleThese memes, they’re trying to kill me.

By Bethy Squires

dolls kill Dec. 8, 2022

And on the Eighth Day of Christmas: 8 M3GANs DancingIt’s nice to have one friend, but eight?

By Wolfgang Ruth

masters of press Dec. 2, 2022

Keke Palmer’s Nope Press Tour Deserves an ArchiveShe does her Angela Bassett impression … with Angela Bassett!

By Jason P. Frank

rebecca is a food critic now Dec. 1, 2022

Lindsay Lohan’s Christmas Pilk Will Fill Your Stocking (With Vomit)This dirty soda really is naughty.

By Rebecca Alter

j.lo studies Nov. 30, 2022

J.Lo Would Like to Inflict Another Gigli Upon UsWhat does Mr. Massachusetts think of this?

By Jason P. Frank

fame Nov. 26, 2022

Questlove, John Leguizamo, Jennifer Beals, and More Mourn Irene CaraRemembrances poured out across the industry.

By Bethy Squires

rip twitter Nov. 20, 2022

Oh Good, Kanye West Is Back on Twitter“Testing Testing Seeing if my Twitter is unblocked”

By Bethy Squires

explainers Nov. 18, 2022

K-Pop Group Omega X Sues Ex-CEO and Agency Over Alleged AbuseThe band’s allegations against Spire Entertainment include verbal and physical abuse, as well as sexual harassment.

By Zoe Guy

end of an era? Nov. 18, 2022

Twitter Is Living for These Dying-Twitter MemesStaff resignations had users scrambling to crack some final jokes in case the bird app died overnight.

By Jennifer Zhan

global swiftie economy Nov. 17, 2022

Earth Isn’t Big Enough for Taylor Swift’s Fan BaseSome of us are gonna have to take one for the team.

By Jesse David Fox

the law Nov. 17, 2022

Celebrity Crypto Ambassadors Get Caught in the FTX CrashLarry David, Tom Brady, Giselle Bündchen, Stephen Curry, and others are named in a class-action lawsuit.

By Zoe Guy

baby this is keke palmer Nov. 16, 2022

Keke Palmer Says Comparing Her With Zendaya Was Also a Form of Colorism“There are very real scenarios of colorism, racism, and sexism. You don’t need to make them up.”

By Jason P. Frank

y’arrrr Nov. 15, 2022

The Bahamas Will Straight Up Arrest Billy McFarland If He Tries Another Venture(1) Ninety-nine messages in bottles. (2) ??? (3) Profit.

By Rebecca Alter

trans rights Nov. 10, 2022

Nikita Dragun Arrested and Says She Was Placed in Men’s Unit of Florida JailThe Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department released a statement denying that Dragun was placed in a men’s facility.

By Rebecca Alter

it’s britney Nov. 9, 2022

Britney Spears Saw the Documentaries and Thinks They’re the ‘Trashiest’“I think the meanest part was the deception in claiming it was to help me!!!”

By Jason P. Frank

yassification loading… Nov. 9, 2022

Do Your Thing, Drake (Yeah)21 Savage has Drake blushing in these “Rich Flex” TikToks.

By Jason P. Frank

camp-cringe Nov. 2, 2022

Imagine Bella Swan With Henry Cavill“Oh, that would’ve been cool.”

By Wolfgang Ruth

do better Nov. 1, 2022

Heartstopper Fans Support Kit Connor After ‘Forced’ Coming Out“i think some of you missed the point of the show,” he tweeted.

By Wolfgang Ruth

what ‘the menu’ should be about Oct. 31, 2022

Keith McNally Double-Quitsies-No-Takebacksies James Corden“LAST POST ON THIS NON-STORY.”

By Rebecca Alter

debates Oct. 31, 2022

Comedy’s Crowd-Work Clip Civil WarExploring the very heated debate around stand-up’s latest social-media trend.

By Hershal Pandya

extremely online Oct. 31, 2022

TikTok Users Are Taking the New Voice Filter to the Absolute LimitEvery day I wake up and wish TikTok had a new weird feature.

By Bethy Squires

so scary! Oct. 29, 2022

Spirit Halloween Memes Have Some Last-Minute Costume SuggestionsWill you be a sexy baby or the monster on the hill?

By Jason P. Frank

dolls Oct. 28, 2022

Katy Perry (or Katybot?) Speaks“Come see my broken doll eye party trick.”

By Wolfgang Ruth

can i ask you a question…? Oct. 27, 2022

Cate Blanchett Kind of Wants to Play Hot Ones Host Sean EvansShe’s researching.

By Jason P. Frank

concert etiquette Oct. 26, 2022

Steve Lacy Isn’t Sorry for Smashing That Camera“I’m a real person with real feelings and real reactions.”

By Justin Curto

scam detected Oct. 24, 2022

Can Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland Interest You in a New Venture?Perhaps you’d like to give him your Social Security number? Or tell him your mother’s maiden name?

By Jason P. Frank

mess Oct. 24, 2022

Andy Cohen Apologizes to Garcelle Beauvais for RHOBH Reunion: ‘I Get It’“I just wanted to say that, because I’ve been logging in.” 👀

By Wolfgang Ruth

le corden bleu Oct. 18, 2022

James Corden Has Been Unbanned from BalthazarRestauranteur Keith McNally has 86’d this “tiny Cretin of a man” from the New York establishment.

By Rebecca Alter

an instagram by Oct. 14, 2022

Sofia Coppola Promises Her IG Won’t Be Like Other Celebs’Sharing archival stuff and behind-the-scenes footage is more fun for the Priscilla director.

By Zoe Guy

thirst journalism Oct. 12, 2022

Christopher Meloni to ‘Ride That Horse’ All Day and NightThe horse that is being crowned zaddy, of course.

By Wolfgang Ruth

trowma Oct. 11, 2022

Babe Wake Up, Jamie Lee Curtis Said ‘Trauma’ AgainMaybe she’s just a Halloween-promotion mastermind.

By Rebecca Alter

discourse discourse ofc ofc Oct. 7, 2022

The Try Guys Are Trying Their Own ThingThe remaining guys plan to “assess” the content they make going forward. Good for them!

By Zoë A. Haylock

yikes Oct. 4, 2022

George R.R. Martin’s Co-authors Are Not Fit to PostRise of the Dragon co-author Linda Antonsson has repeatedly critiqued the casting of people of color on Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon.

By Rebecca Alter

‘try everything’ — shakira Oct. 4, 2022

Bye, GuyIn their first video as an official trio, the Try Guys say they were just as shocked by Ned Fulmer’s behavior as you were.

By Rebecca Alter

celebs of crypto Oct. 3, 2022

Kim Kardashian to Pay the SEC $1.26 Million for Doing CryptocrimeOh, you’re a fan of “the law”? Name three laws about disclosing promotion of asset securities, then.

By Rebecca Alter

tributes Sept. 29, 2022