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  1. transformers
    How Michael Bay’s Underwear-Clad Transformers Actress Proved HerselfShe walked. Oh, did she walk.
  2. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Ryan Reynolds Does a Hysterical German AccentPlus: ‘Transformers’ leading lady and Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley teaches Jimmy Fallon to catwalk, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
  3. real talk
    Shia LaBeouf Says Megan Fox’s ‘Spice Girl Strength’ Cost Her Transformers“This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world.”
  4. clickables
    Watch a Group of Transformers Do the ‘Thriller’ DanceAutobot swag.
  5. apologies
    Michael Bay Willing to Concede Transformers 2 Failed in ‘Certain Aspects’Of course, “It was still an entertaining movie.”
  6. trailer mix
    Cars Beat Neil Armstrong to the Moon in Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon TrailerAnd Shia LaBeouf is sure to follow.
  7. clickables
    Make Your Own Optimus Prime Costume Out of Cardboard BoxesHere’s one thing to do with $20, five days, and a bunch of cereal containers.
  8. decepticons
    Transformers 3 Producers Not Responsible for Injured Extra?So says the Indiana Occupation Safety and Health Administration.
  9. naming conventions
    Transformers 3 May Have a New Moon-Referencing TitleThe Michael Bay spectacular will likely be called ‘Transformers: The Dark of the Moon.’
  10. movies
    Watch a Cool Short Film in the Style of TransformersShirtless dudes, ruthless phones.
  11. transformers
    Michael Bay Makes It OfficialRosie Huntington-Whiteley got the gig.
  12. transformers
    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hired for Transformers 3, Says Victoria’s SecretEven though Paramount and Michael Bay have yet to make it official, model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was congratulated last night in a video message by Victoria’s Secret.
  13. transformers
    Megan Fox’s Transformers 3 Replacement Will Have One Week to Learn to ActMichael Bay has narrowed his search to three final candidates.
  14. transformers
    Is Jason Statham’s Girlfriend the New Megan Fox?Rosie Huntington-Whiteley might replace Fox in ‘Transformers 3.’
  15. transformers
    Who Will Replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3?Says Michael Bay’s webmaster: “Maybe one small tattoo. No hints, but it’s not Gemma.”
  16. transformers
    Has Transformers 3 Found Its New Megan Fox?Arterton is already the front-runner to replace Megan Fox as Shia LaBeouf’s hilariously implausible love interest.
  17. Sequel King Shia LeBeouf No Fan of Sequels“We got lost [with ‘Transformers 2’]. We tried to get bigger. It’s what happens to sequels.”
  18. movies
    Man Spends 28 Hours Sculpting Optimus Prime in BalloonsHe also does Wolverine and Wall-E.
  19. the industry
    Mattel’s New Plan to Further Meld Toys and MoviesThe top toy company has designed a new toy line expressly to be simultaneously made into a movie.
  20. transformers
    Michael Bay Assembles Dream Cast for Transformers 3“We also just got Ken Jeong, he is the super funny actor stuck in the trunk from ‘Hangover.’”
  21. brachydactylys
    Megan Fox’s Thumb DoubleControversy!
  22. saving face
    Megan Fox Senses Backlash, Retreats From Anti–Michael Bay StanceTurns out she really does love working with CGI robots! (Translation: She doesn’t want to get off the ‘Transformers’ gravy train quite yet.)
  23. michael bay
    Michael Bay Slams Megan Fox, Does Not Know What ‘Postscript’ Means“P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back.”
  24. casting couch
    Michael Bay Asks Megan Fox to Break Out the Turtle WaxIf we’re lucky, maybe he’ll reboot ‘Bikini Car Wash.’
  25. merchandising
    Optimus Prime Speakers Redefine ‘The Boomin’ System’And likely not in a good way.
  26. hacks
    Is Michael Bay Going to Skip Out on Transformers 3?It’s entirely possible!
  27. the ego has landed
    If Not for Michael Bay, No One Would Recognize the Name Nicolas CageOh, Michael Bay.
  28. more than meets the eye
    Writers of Transformers 2 Distance Themselves From Robot-Racism Claims, Pin Blame on Michael BayThey claim that the controversial gold tooth was not in their script.
  29. blockbusters
    Michael Bay Laughing All the Way to the Bank’Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ grossed $55 million at the box office yesterday.
  30. more than meets the eye
    Does Michael Bay Allow Robot Racism to Thrive in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?Skids and Mudflap, Mudflap and Skids.
  31. improv
    The Set of Transformers Pretty Much the Same As That of Curb Your EnthusiasmImprov is not only encouraged, but recommended!
  32. wangs
    Maybe Transformers 2 Won’t Be So Bad, After All?We’ve got two words for you: Decepticon testicles.
  33. endorsements
    Sadly, the Real Michael Bay Doesn’t Melt When Exposed to the SunHe did it just to get closer to the green-M&M lady, right?
  34. things that are unfair
    How Michael Bay Transformed Himself Into the Mogul of MindlessnessWould you believe he made $40 million on ‘Pearl Harbor’ alone?
  35. trailer mix
    New Transformers Trailer: Bigger, Dumber, Noisier!Poor Julie White!
  36. wangs
    Terminator vs. Transformers Feud Is Devolving NicelySo sayeth McG, “If he’s up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest.”
  37. michael bay
    Michael Bay Too Tired to Blow Up Robots This Fall“No way. My brain needs a break from fighting robots.”
  38. transformers
    Julie White Can Confirm the Appearance of Huge Transformer in Transformers 2“I don’t know anything about a Transformer. I called them all Megadad.”
  39. apropos of nothing
    Hollywood’s Full Slate of Movie Franchises Imperiled by Shia LaBeouf’s DUI ArrestThe star of ‘Transformers,’ ‘Indiana Jones,’ and countless other major Hollywood properties was busted on suspicion for DUI yesterday.
  40. kudos
    McLovin’s Genius Overlooked Again at MTV Movie AwardsIt was probably mostly because he didn’t actually show up. Still — shameful.
  41. apropos of nothing
    Crafty Michael Bay Claims Everything You Know About ‘Transformers 2’ Is WrongThe Machiavellian director claims his ambitious disinformation campaign is working exactly as planned.
  42. apropos of nothing
    ‘Transformers 2’ to Feature Really Huge TransformersWhen you’re Michael Bay, topping the outsize thrills in the original Transformers requires a simple, obvious, awesome solution.
  43. tube junkie
    Michael Bay Sells Out, Earns Our RespectYesterday, we wrote two posts lightly mocking the films of Transformers director Michael Bay for being mindless, inane live-action cartoons with more explosions than brain cells — and today we apologize.
  44. vulture lists
    10 Movie Vaginas Scarier Than the One in TeethOrson Welles! Sharon Stone! Shelob!
  45. kudos
    Can Kevin O’Connell, the Ultimate Hard-luck Oscar Nominee, Finally Win?So far he’s zero for nineteen. Oh, and his mom died.
  46. cover story
    Ya Boy: Rapper in DisguiseBay–area rap stages a comeback, thanks to one man’s awesome mixtape cover.
  47. the industry
    R. Kelly to Be Closer to Your House SoonPlus: News about J.J. Abrams and George Wendt!
  48. the early-evening news
    Barry Manilow and Elisabeth Hasselbeck Don’t Fall in LovePlus: News about Michael Bay and Will Ferrell!
  49. apropos of nothing
    19-Year-Old Who Just Wanted to Spread the Gospel of Michael Bay May Go to JailJhannet Sejas will always remember the birthday she spent watching Transformers, and getting arrested.
  50. quote machine
    Queen Latifah’s Career Choices Informed by Dangerous BloodlustMargaret Atwood on opera, Tina Fey on Jerry Seinfeld, and Danny Boyle on vomit.
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