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Vulture Bets On Berry

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    Hire Matt Berry As a 2028 Los Angeles Olympics CommentatorIf we get him to agree now, he can’t back out when it becomes real.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    Force Matt Berry to Host the OscarsThe gig is available, and our country must act immediately.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    Let Matt Berry Be the Sad, Drunk Heir in The White Lotus Season 2We’ll be honest, we just want to hear him say “pineapple.”
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    Every Single Reality Show Would Be Better If Matt Berry Were the HostSure, he would hate it, but we would love it.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
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    Why Hasn’t Matt Berry Hosted a Celebrity Cruise Yet?As summer approaches, it’s time for Mr. Berry to take us all to the sea.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    Guess Who We Think Should Write the Definitive COVID Anthem?Go ahead, guess.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
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    Only Matt Berry Can Play Boris Johnson on The CrownJust imagine him in that wig.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    Let Matt Berry Be the Judge of ThatThere’s no justice in the world until he holds the gavel in a TV legal drama.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
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    Dear Matt Berry: Please, Please Start a Twitch StreamThis man was made to be the internet’s daddy.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    A Hopeful America Deserves Matt Berry As Cranberry SpokespersonThis is the only path forward for us as a country and for the world.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
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    Matt Berry Should Play Most of the Parts in The Phantom of the OperaGet Andrew Lloyd Webber on the damn phone.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    All We Want for Christmas Is Matt Berry to Play Santa ClausPlease give us a Berry little Christmas.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
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    Cast Matt Berry in The Mandalorian, You CowardsIt’s honestly shameful this hasn’t happened yet.
    By Anne Victoria Clark
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    What the World Needs Now Is Matt Berry to Play BatmanIntroducing our new column, “Vulture Bets on Berry.”
    By Kathryn VanArendonk