Fallout Boy Singer Sick of Hearing About Pete Wentz’s Nudie Pics

“I’ll open up a review, and they’ll talk about Pete’s dick, and I’m like, ‘Awesome. So you’re telling me I basically cut off myself from friends, family, and the world at large to have my entire work pared down to Pete’s genitals. Awesome.� —Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump, on his band’s music being overshadowed by their bassist’s risqué self-portraits [A.V. Club]

“The script seemed very interesting, with lots of excitement thrown in.� —Mike Tyson, on a Bollywood project he’s discussing with producer Firoz Nadiadwala [MSN]

“Some have talent and some don’t. My message to them is, ‘Don’t sweat it.’ Look how lucky I got, and I don’t have any talent.� —Jerry Springer, the appropriate new host for America’s Got Talent [TV Guide]

“There’s an inherent stupidity to our music, but it celebrates that in an intelligent way.“ —Queens of the Stone Age’s Josh Homme, owning his band’s stupidity [MTV]

“I’m the oldest child with two brothers. We used to fight—and when I say ‘fight,’ I don’t mean arguments, I mean physically fight. I hit the older one in his face with a glass bottle… My mom was pretty upset.� —Rihanna, about whom we only have nice things to say [Daily News]
—Lindsey Thomas