Peaches Sees Alanis’s ‘Humps,’ Raises Her One Pair of Fudge-Stained Panties

Smutty diva Peaches, who virtually defined the porno-electro rage of the new millennium with her mind-numbingly catchy song “Fuck the Pain Away,� took the stage last night at the HighLine Ballroom, and truly brought the filth. The Berlin-based performer, wearing a Sheila E. beehive hairdo and a silvery ensemble of Spandex hot pants, bikini top, and platform thigh-highs, drove the polysexual crowd into a frenzy with her straight-dudes-go-gay anthem “Two Guys for Every Girl,� at one point even jumping into the flailing mosh pit. She feigned ejaculating whiskey on herself and the crowd and instructed her fans to literally “go down� near the ballroom floor during her cunnilingus homage “Downtown.� (“All the way down, come on!� she brayed.)

For her encore, Peaches stayed offstage and showed the second of two homemade videos, this one called “My Dumps,� Alanis Morrisette’s Fergie parody taken to a whole new, scatological level: “What you gon’ do with all that turd?� she sang, in her surprisingly potent voice, while she and her alterna-viddy-hos cavorted in fudge-smeared undies. Backstage, while she schmoozed with gossip Perez Hilton and electro mogul Larry Tee, we asked her if she worried she might be too raunchy even for seen-it-all New York City. “Fuck, no!� responded a sweaty Peaches. “New York was built on raunch!� Nearby there was a platter of yummy-looking brownies, but, no surprise, after “My Dumps,� no one was touching them. —Tim Murphy

Related: My Humps, My Dumps [YouTube]