Borat’s Girlfriend Just Procreating With Everyone in Sight

“I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers, and hopefully I’ll find out for sure.� —A pregnant Isla Fisher jokes about her baby’s paternity (the real dad is fiancé Sacha Baron Cohen) [Digital Spy]

“Congress bows to fear. I bring the fear.� —Ben Affleck, dressed as an ear of corn, promotes the use of alternate fuel sources [Clean My Ride]

“Thank you to Craig Ferguson for not making a mockery of such a serious situation to which teens and young adults are facing across the country.� —Dina Lohan in a statement released after Jay Leno made fun of daughter Lindsay’s recent troubles [MTV]

“‘Living on a Prayer’ is most certainly nondenominational.� —Jon Bon Jovi on his spiritual life [Time]

“It’s like kissing your sister or something.� —Matt Damon on kissing old friend Angelina Jolie in The Good Shepherd [MSNBC]
—Hannah Tucker