Lance Bass Bemoans Lack of Space Travel, Same-Sex Relationships in 50 Cent’s New Autobiography

“50, I don’t want to playa-hate, but there’s a lot that my book has [that his doesn’t]. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any relationships with guys in that book. And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any space training, either.� —Trash talker Lance Bass, who has a book coming out on the same day as 50 Cent [NYDN]

“He’s a foul-mouthed, wonderful man. It’s always fun to hear Yoda say ‘Fuck!’ But that diminishes him as a director, calling him Yoda.� —Peter Dinklage on working with Frank Oz [A.V. Club]

“Everyone in the music industry looks like a hooker. Let’s call it porno-chic. It seems to me nowadays that Janis Joplin wouldn’t be able to get her clog in the door without a full makeover!� —Style maven Simon Doonan reveals the showbiz version of an inconvenient truth [Fashion Week Daily]

“I couldn’t do what you do. I couldn’t care about this stuff and not get laughs. You must just weep all the time.� —Stephen Colbert to Frank Rich at their 92 Street Y interview [Mixed Media/Portfolio]

“I just came to America and did all the things I wasn’t supposed to do, like make movies. I couldn’t stand being in the theater; I find it so boring. So I sold my soul to Malibu.� —Anthony Hopkins [TONY]
—Elizabeth Black