Amy Poehler and Will Arnett to Have the Best Christmas Ever

“We do what we always do — we rent a private jet and go up and then we call all our single friends and we say ‘Ha ha, how does it feel to be alone at Christmas’ and then we dump jet fuel into the ocean — but only where there are endangered species.� —Amy Poehler and Will Arnett discuss their plans for the holidays [OK]

“Basically, I was all fucked-up, and Aaron was all fucked-up. We had to un-fuck ourselves to make a new record.� —Dean Melchiondo on why it took Ween four years to make a new album [A.V. Club]

“I’ve experienced a lot in life, so I can take things from my personal life and use them in my acting. That’s what I’ve been learning the past couple of years, how to do that. It has to be seen within your eyes, and when I’m doing certain scenes I’ll kind of try to relate it to my life.� —Paris Hilton reveals the acting secrets behind her lazy eyes [MTV]

“To this day, I am recognized as the guy who killed Patrick Swayze in Ghost. Only that wasn’t me — it was an actor named Rick Aviles. It’s weird, but that’s the role I’m known for.� —Luis Guzman, who definitely doesn’t want you to think he was in the dead-guy-makes-pottery movie [NYP]

“I love soccer just as he loves hip-hop. He hasn’t asked me to teach his kids how to rap yet — but I’m there if he ever needs it.� —Snoop Dogg on his unlikely friendship with David Beckham [PR Inside]
—Elizabeth Black