On the Question of Nudity, Keira Knightley Is a Yes-Woman

“I don’t know. People ask [me to pose naked] and I just say yes. I find it vaguely liberating.� —True Hollywood hero Keira Knightley [People]

“Not only will this tour make people laugh, but it’s going to change lives … I think.� —Will Ferrell on his upcoming college stand-up tour [E!]

“They’re not allowed to mix with me. That’s electrified. If they get anywhere near me, 40,000 volts go through them. It’s true.� —Ricky Gervais on what will happen to extras who try to talk to him on the set of Ghost Town [AP]

“It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or dancer or actress. I was never a natural. I’ve never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.� —A remarkably lucid Victoria Beckham [Metro U.K.]

“There are some reviews where after I read it I wonder, ‘Did I break up with her or did she see my film?’� —John Cusack on whether critics let their teenage crushes bleed into their reviews [TONY]