T-Pain, Too, Makes Glorious Discoveries in the Airport Bathroom

“I was in the airport about to go to Atlanta from Tallahassee. I went into the bathroom of the airport and used the microphone that’s built into my Mac and recorded the song on that.� —T-Pain, explaining where he found the inspiration to record verses for R. Kelly’s “I’m a Flirt� [MTV]

“My New Year’s resolution is to get at least 13 hours of sleep a night, regardless of what sort of job or family or life commitments I have, but to really be consistent about that.� —Will Ferrell [FunnyorDie]

“They could have offered the part to Anthony Clark or Jim Breuer or Dat Phan, but then they wouldn’t be able to balance out the empty void that Jason Lee brings to the film.� —David Cross, as part of a long and entertaining explanation for how he ended up in Alvin and the Chipmunks [The Bob and Davider]

“[I]f someone offers you drugs, and it’s free and legal, and there’s a good reason for it, and it’s good quality? Why would you not get high?� —Helena Bonham Carter on her upcoming epidural [TONY]

“I’m not sure why Tim [Burton] makes so many movies about hair. Maybe it’s because he needs a cut so badly himself.� —Sweeney Todd’s Jamie Campbell Bower [BlackBook]