Either McLovin’s Film Career Is Going Great, or Paul Rudd Needs to Fire His Agent

“I’m starting a movie with Jack Black in two days. And then I have another movie coming out with Paul Rudd. So, I guess I’m completely different than the Vote for Pedro guy.� —Christopher “McLovin’� Mintz-Plasse [E!]

“Anytime we get press, it’s like people shit on MTV at the same time. They’re like, ‘Oh, this show’s really funny! It’s on this network full of garbage.’� —Human Giant’s Aziz Ansari [Pop Candy/USAT]

“I have to start working out more, though. I’m reading a lot of scripts, and there may be a scene where I have to jump out the window of a burning building with my shirt off. I want to look right.� —Diddy [Parade]

“They think I’m the Antichrist. They don’t like us TV people to be part of it — it’s ridiculous. It reeks of snobbery.� —Simon Cowell, music and television personality, overstates why he wasn’t invited to the Oscars, a movie ceremony [Mirror]

“I don’t know how I won it. I’ve never been on a list like that, either positively or negatively before. God only knows, but it’s probably because I punched this 8-year-old kid in the face at the airport one day, and he wanted an autograph.� —Will Ferrell on why he was named the worst autographer by Autograph magazine [A.V. Club]