Jon Stewart Pulls Out of Hosting Gig!

But Not the Oscars! It’s just some dinner honoring Sumner Redstone. God, relax. [HR]

Zeppelin to Play Bonnaroo: Despite false reports this morning by the AP, NME, and the Chicago Sun-Times, this year’s Bonnaroo festival will not, in fact, feature a performance by Led Zeppelin. All-girl cover band Lez Zeppelin were confirmed to appear, and everyone just got carried away. [Chicago Sun-Times]

Someone Finally Listens to Us: Hearing our pleas, Mark Wahlberg — the TV host, not the talented actor about to derail his career by appearing in the new M. Night Shyamalan movie — brought The Moment of Truth to The Tyra Banks Show today to give us an idea of what a celebrity edition would look like. It’s still a little boring. [Defamer]

Brolin to Play Terminator: Director McG is dropping hints that Josh Brolin may join Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, which would make the cast at least 900 million times better than the last Terminator movie’s (no offense, Nick Stahl). [/Film]

Someone Finally Listens to Us: Hearing our pleas, Mark Wahlberg — the TV host, not the talented actor about to derail his career by appearing in the new M. Night Shyamalan movie — brought The Moment of Truth to The Tyra Banks Show today to give us an idea of what a celebrity edition would look like. It’s still a little boring. [Defamer]