Vincent Gallo Still Citing Irreconcilable Differences

“I’ve been trying to get out of it. I’d rather not be in a movie with her. I’m not a fan. I was a fan of her father’s. I am retiring.� —Vincent Gallo, who’d rather quit acting than co-star with his ex-wife, Asia Argento [Starpulse]

“Of course. I mean, come on, it’s Tom Cruise! He’s top gun. It could have been me and Screech or me and some guy from The Hills, but it was me and a top movie star. That means I’m big.� —Rob Thomas on rumors that he slept with Tom Cruise [TONY]

“Barack, Oprah has only gotten you so far. Teddy Kennedy did nothing for you. Maybe a C List basic cable celebrity is just what you need to close the deal on this thing. Hillary, ditto for you. Having Bill on the campaign trail backfired. When he talks shit about the other guy, YOU look bad. When I talk shit, ratings go through the roof. Why do you think VH1 is putting I Love the 00’s on before the decade is even over? Think about it.� —Michael Ian Black [Michael’s Blog]

“He was depressed during the process … He felt like he wouldn’t have sex for three months. Full-blown depression. I mean, bad. [He] didn’t like the way he looked. He’d stay home for hours on end. He wouldn’t go out.� —Josh Brolin on No Country for Old Men co-star Javier Bardem [Starpulse]

“I know you want me to say that the Oscar sucks and this [the Pudding Pot Award] is better. There are no men in drag at the Oscars like there are here. I’ve never been surrounded by so many fake breasts.� —Charlize Theron on which is a bigger honor, her Academy Award or her Harvard Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year Award [People]