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Jonah Hill’s ‘21 Jump Street’ Movie to Be Totally Sweet, Unless It Sucks

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“I don’t want to make some shitty movie. I wouldn’t want to do it if it was gonna suck, you know what I mean? I really think it’s going to be sweet.†—Jonah Hill on being handed the reins for the 21 Jump Street movie [MTV]

“I know Harrison would love to. I know that Harrison, when he’s 80, will still be jacked.†—Shia LaBeouf on making Indiana Jones movies in perpetuity [MTV]

“John’s got a swagger that I’ve noticed. He’s got a ‘tude that I have to try and learn how to get. It’s that ‘I may talk to you, I may not talk to you,’ kind of thing.†—Josh Groban on learning how to be an asshole by emulating John Mayer [People]

“Probably the greatest benefit of the show is that no one really hates us, which is very rare.†—Sex and the City’s Willie Garson has never talked to our friends [EW]

“I was asked, which, now that you bring it up, is that a compliment? ‘Laura Dern, you are the only person we can imagine playing Katherine Harris.’†—Laura Dern on not having to audition for her role in Recount [BlackBook]