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Everybody Knows How Tight Omarion Wears His Pants, So Why Wouldn’t Bow Wow Joke on His Homeboy?

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“O is my homeboy, and I even joke with O about how tight he wears his jeans. He knows how tight his jeans are. That’s my homeboy. Everybody knows how tight Omarion wears his pants. It’s not a secret. So why is everybody jumping on me? It’s a fact. Plus, it’s a joke. So why wouldn’t I joke on my homeboy?†—Bow Wow on how tight Omarion’s jeans are [MTV]

“It’s either something really smart and thinly sliced and ironic and witty, or it’s ‘Holy mackerel, she doesn’t have a blouse on.’†—Larry Miller on the two types of British humor [A.V. Club]

“That’s all we had was music. There was nothing else. There was cinema, music and sex. Life was better.†—Roger Daltrey laments about kids these days [AP via Yahoo]

“He’s sort of our standard for the stereotypical, naïve American abroad. He’s like George Bush. You want to sit down and have a beer with him, he’s not maybe the most intelligent guy in the world, but he’s a good natured guy.†—Brad Anderson on Woody Harrelson’s character in Transsiberian [BlackBook]

“I’m aware that my kids will one day see my films and might think they are a bit arch (embarrassing), especially the nude scenes. But, hey, there’s always a point in a kid’s life when they hate their mother.†—Julianne Moore [PR-Inside.com]