Kristen Bell Loves Inflicting High-Voltage Pain

“I’m just happy to be electrocuting people again!� —Kristen Bell on returning for the next season of Heroes [People]

“I hate looking at my face, so I can’t imagine what other people think. ‘Guess what? There’s 5 million fucking Seth Rogen movies coming out in the next three months!’� —Seth Rogen understands your pain [GQ]

“That’s how I would describe it: mossy and evil. And I think the more mossy and the more evil, the better, at this point.� — Decemberists’ Colin Meloy on their upcoming album [MTV]

“Maybe if The Beatles could somehow get back together or if Jimi Hendrix came back from the dead, I would pay $1,000. But if you pay that much for me, you’re not going to be happy. I’m not worth more than the face value of the ticket.� —Billy Joel on news that tickets for his upcoming Shea Stadium show are selling for thousands of dollars online [Newsday via PopMatters]

“I made the mistake of stumbling on an Internet site of fans and what they thought of the casting, I hope I don’t cross them on the street before the movie. Maybe they’ll change their minds when I’m in leather pants and bustier.� —Mila Kunis on Max Payne fans, demonstrating that she completely understands gamers [USAT]