“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?†—Faye Dunaway on the casting of Hilary Duff in the remake of Bonnie & Clyde [Sun-Times]
“I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.†—Evan Rachel Wood would like you to stop calling her Mickey Rourke’s Lolita [Smoking Section/Rolling Stone]
“I don’t capitalize on it as much as I used to. I used to pick it up and do shtick with it and all that, which I stopped doing because it was encouraging it.†—Tom Jones doesn’t encourage women to throw their panties at him like he used to [AP via Yahoo]
“I don’t understand — why do they have nipples? It has something to do with chromosomes. What are their function? I thought we decided that men are just big, hairy apes.†—Scarlett Johansson ponders the mysteries of biology [WENN via Starpulse]
“I hire someone specially to take care of my shoes. They clean them, box them and take a picture of them so it’s easier to find them.†— In the midst of an economic recession, it’s good to know that Kanye West might employ you to clean his 450 pairs of shoes [AskMen]
“There is a tribble in there. But you have to look for it.†— J.J. Abrams pleases tribble fans in the new Star Trek film [Hero Complex/LAT]