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Snoop Dogg Momentarily Forgets About Making Those Last Nine Albums

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“I’m an advocate for peace. I’ve been in the peace movement ever since I’ve been making music.†—Snoop Dogg on joining the Nation of Islam [Guardian UK]

“I’m going to call it I Slept With Everyone On Television. I was in the airport in Minneapolis, and I thought, ‘Shit. What you have to do is have something that catches the eye of people going from Minneapolis to New York that looks like a good, easy read on a plane.’â€â€”Margot Kidder on writing her memoirs [AV Club]

“I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles. I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! Shit-loads of fun!†—Jennifer Aniston on wanting to be kickass [Elle UK via People]

“Every time a script reads funny, there’s always that chance that it could actually be funny, when executed.â€â€”Seth Green on reading the script for Sex Drive [MTV]

“It’s very unnerving. It used to be that little Chihuahua, from Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and now it’s me!â€â€”Isla Fisher on seeing herself on billboards [Moviehole]

“I’m a cynic, I’m afraid. I’m a skeptic and I don’t believe in ghosts or elves. No, sorry.†—Ricky Gervais, before throwing a hissy fit during an interview about Ghost Town [Envelope/LAT]

Snoop Dogg Momentarily Forgets About Making Those Last Nine Albums