In between starting websites, binge drinking and napping, Joss Whedon will need to make some time to accept the Producers Guild of America’s Vanguard Award, which honors achievements in new media and technology. It should also honor achievements in good jokes. Like this one: “This is an honor I didn’t expect and probably don’t deserve,†Whedon said. “The truth is, I’ve never actually guarded a van.†[THR]