If you’re curious about Rob Marshall’s movie version of Nine, but adamant that it’s a law of the universe that no movie starring Kate Hudson and Fergie singing and/or dancing can possibly be good no matter who else is involved in the picture, this new trailer, which is totally different from the “Be Italian†original preview that’s been kicking around theaters and the Internet since last spring, isn’t going to convince you otherwise. At all. Like, at all. We know we’re in the unimaginative, ungenerous, musical-hating minority here, but this just looks like a big ol’ boring mess to us. Also, a music video in an alternate universe where Kate Hudson is a pop star who loves Italian cinema. Or a really expensive perfume commercial. You be the judge.