While staying at the Dream Hotel in New York City this weekend, Mike “the Situation†Sorrentino (of Jersey Shore infamy) got a taste of the darker side of fame. He was spotted walking around the hotel lobby wearing only a hotel-issued bathrobe and jeans, frantically looking for a gift shop to replace his missing shirt. Sounds to us like someone got themselves a souvenir after a quickie romp. We here at Vulture just hope that no one caught pinkeye! [Scoop/MSNBC]