“I feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Why are we talking about this when we are sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan?†—Mel Gibson [Radio Live]
“Would anyone of you be interested in forming an actual Na’vi Tribe? I would like for it to actually be a physical organisation with live people, and a Tribal Council. … After all, the many Native American tribes and even countries such as Kosovo had to start somewhere.†—Lines from the proposed Na’vi secession group’s invitation [Guardian UK]
“Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan — that’s what everyone calls him — does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener.†—The opening lines of the Details article about Channing Tatum and his penis accident [Details]
“I have a 7-year-old little boy at home that I want to look up to me, and to have this blatant lie out there perpetuated by the show itself — it’s hurtful. It’s scary to think what my son will think of me.†— Bachelor contestant Rozlyn Papa on the accusation that she had an inappropriate relationship with one of the show’s producers [People]
“When we first shot it, it felt awkward — for me and everyone else involved.†—Kiefer Sutherland on smiling as Jack Bauer at the outset of season eight of 24 [LAT]
“I heard a lot of popping champagne bottles. There will be a fireworks display outside his house tonight.†—Simon Cowell on Ryan Seacrest’s reaction to Cowell’s departure from American Idol [Us]