America’s foremost hamburger enthusiast, David Hasselhoff, has apparently come to the realization that he’s wasted enough time watching the talentless masses willingly humiliate themselves for an opportunity to be on national TV. He has announced that he won’t be returning for a fifth season as a judge on America’s Got Talent this summer. But wait, the news isn’t all sour! He tells People, “It’s been a rewarding experience and now I’m thrilled to be able to follow my dream to do my own TV show, which will be announced very shortly.†Consider our breath bated! [People]