“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.†—Robert Pattinson on his Details photo shoot [Details]
“If photos of my nipples give a little smile to others, that is my duty. In exchange, I get to enjoy the luxuries of being an actress.†—Bai Ling [Hustler via IMDb]
“Just got off the phone with the legendary Roger Corman who’s doing a new movie for us this year. Yes, it’s the long-rumored SHARKTOPUS! … Spent half an hour discussing what a sharktopus should look like, how many mouths it should have and how it should kill.†—Karen O’Hara, SyFy’s director of original movies [SyFyMovies/Twitter via Io9]
“I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband.†—Jessica Simpson [Allure via Contact Music]
“There’s a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I’m living. … I don’t trust people in this industry, but I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.†—Megan Fox [W]
“I’m just amazed. I would think by now that they’ve had such an overdose of Betty White that they’d be throwing rocks instead.†—Betty White on the “Facebook fans want Betty White to host SNL†phenomenon [E! Online]