“Every time I do an interview with the English press, one of their questions is, ‘How do you feel knowing that everyone thinks you’re a shit actress?’†—Keira Knightley [Elle]
“[My new band won’t be called] Oasis. That was a shit name anyway. I’m glad to see the back of it.†—Liam Gallagher [MTV UK]
“The Men at Work plagiarism verdict is garbage, they got robbed. Related: Owl City should really consider buying Ben [Gibbard] a pony.†—Death Cab for Cutie’s Chris Walla [Pitchfork]
“I want to make Justin Timberlake and [Hurt Locker actor] Anthony Mackie fight it out for the honor of being my date. I’m just going to throw them in the ring and make them do it! … [But seriously] Justin, if you’re not doing anything on that night, maybe you could be my date or something. It’s fine. No pressure!†—Gabourey Sidibe on Oscar night [MSNBC]
“In addition to being really handsome, he was an excellent teacher.†—Office actress Ellie Kemper on former drama teacher Jon Hamm [HuffPo]
“I smoke weed all day. I’m a very successful addict. And a smart one. And a very charismatic one.†—Lil Wayne [RS via ONTD]