There’s a new, longer trailer for Atom Egoyan’s upcoming remake of the French thriller Chloe, and it’s scary as hell (and also kind of funny!). Julianne Moore plays a wife who suspects her husband (Liam Neeson) of cheating because he laughs maniacally at the computer, so she hires a call girl (Amanda Seyfried, who has crazy eyes down) to try to seduce him, and guess what happens? Amanda Seyfried gives him a hand job in a greenhouse. When she tells Julianne Moore about it, Julianne is like, “I didn’t ask you to do that.†And then Amanda Seyfried turns out to be crazy and refuses to stop seeing Liam Neeson and ends up in Julianne’s office and home and does something to Julianne’s neck with a sharp object and sexual overtones. It’s a total throwback to the wonderful trashy thrillers of the eighties and nineties (we miss you Adrian Lyne, come back!). Basically, it’s going to be the best movie of the year and “This business transaction is over!†is going to be 2010’s “I drink your milkshake.†So get ready!