E! Online reports that next week’s DWTS will have a “storytelling†theme and that Kate Gosselin and her partner Tony Dovolani will dance the story of Kate’s in-the-spotlight personal roller-coaster ride of a marriage breakdown and divorce. Will Kate pretend to scream at Tony until he mimes shooting himself in the head and runs off with skanks? Will Tony wear Ed Hardy? We might have to actually tune in to this one just for laughs. [E! Online]