Prolific but financially troubled movie star Nicolas Cage put three of what are the presumably hundreds of properties he owns on the market yesterday, with minimum bids of $11 million for a Bel Air mansion and $10 million for a giant plot of land in Malibu. And … nobody bought them, meaning the bank takes over ownership. Wait, rich people, not one of you wants Nicolas Cage’s old house? But he’s insane! Think about all the crazy shit he probably has hidden in the walls. We’re disappointed in you, America’s millionaires. [TMZ]