Alan Goldsher’s novel Paul Is Undead, an alternate history that imagines John, Paul, George, and Ringo as zombies, munching on fans’ brains and contending with England’s greatest vampire hunter, Mick Jagger, and Ninja Lord Yoko Ono, is going to be made into a movie. We’re looking forward to a soundtrack that includes “I Am the Zombie†and “I Want to Hold Your Brains.†[Deadline]