Stephen Colbert had some fun at the expense of Mike D’Antoni last night as he asked the head coach why his Knicks didn’t try winning this year and how great it would be for the team to pick up “empty suit†LeBron James in the free-agent market. Up next, Dolly Parton explains to David Letterman why Johnny Cash was the first man to make her feel a certain way inside, and over at The Daily Show Jon Stewart describes to Helen Mirren the Seinfeld-like way he imagines Queen Elizabeth goes about greeting the Commonwealth’s dames. Last but not least, Carl Reiner applauds Craig Ferguson’s apparent Horatio Alger–esque writing skills with some old-fashioned roasting. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.