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Michael Cera Wanted to Sax Up Wall Street 2

“I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps because that idiot Oliver Stone didn’t think the character should play the alto sax.†—Michael Cera [Playboy]

“My only question is, can he grow mutton chops? Actually, I think people would probably prefer him as a hairless Wolverine than a rather hairy-chested version. Certainly about a billion young girls would.†—Hugh Jackman on Taylor Lautner appearing as a young Wolverine [Splash Page/MTV]

“I think if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny.†—Zach Galifianakis on what he thinks is the funniest show on television [GQ]

“[Show business] was certainly classy at one time and it felt like nobody could be part of it and everybody flocked to it just to be a part of it. The vision that everybody had of it from the MGM days, it was really well designed. It was fun to be in and fun to go visit and fun to go to the movies. I think we’ve got so much communication today, we’ve seen the underbelly of everything. We’ve seen everybody’s underpants.†—James Brolin [Parade]

“I had a meeting with Joel Schumacher. It was just one meeting and, no, I didn’t end up doing it. … As I recall I took the meeting, but didn’t want to play the role.†—Leonardo DiCaprio on playing Robin in Batman Forever [Shortlist]

“Aging gracefully is one thing, but trying to slow it down is another. Sometimes I use Botox. Compared to most, I use it very sparingly. One time I did too much, though. I feel weird if I can’t move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin. I don’t have a problem with any of that stuff; if it makes you feel better about yourself and it’s done properly, then fine.†—Courteney Cox [InStyle via HuffPo]

“I’d rather keep the dead and revolting things like vampires and werewolves out of my life.†—Miley Cyrus [Daily Fresh News]

“I’m hoping it’s just a big Hollywood joke, that they’re pretending that we’re not going to make another movie and then we’re back!†—Cameron Diaz on the Shrek franchise [Empire via Toronto Sun]

Michael Cera Wanted to Sax Up Wall Street 2