“I got six kids. If I can get the same check that Simon gets, we’d have a ball. And you know I’d act crazy.†—Diddy on potentially replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol [TV Squad]
“I think I’m too old for those silly situations of unrequited love. It becomes less plausible when you’re in your forties to be falling down in the hallway because a boy walks by!†—Julia Roberts [OK! via Press Association]
“Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake.†—Inception star Tom Hardy on whether he’s ever had sexual relations with men [Daily Mail UK]
“I’m atwitter! He’s so comfortable in his own skin, and has that sort of out there sexuality. Don’t tell him I said that!†—Marcia Cross on future Desperate Housewives co-star Brian Austin Green [StarPulse]
“I would not criticize Drew Carey. I would not criticize this show. I have a sizable royalty that I am paid every year this show is on, and it’s going on for years. I would be an absolute fool.†—Bob Barker on saying Carey doesn’t make The Price Is Right exciting [EW]
“I think Lorne Michaels has done more for women in comedy than anybody I know.†—Amy Poehler [HR]
“He is not evil like [his characters]. Danny is such a gentleman. He is giving you geniusness. He is one of my favorite people and he is just absolutely incredible and talented and amazing.†—Katy Mixon on her Eastbound and Down co-star Danny McBride [Movieline]
“When I signed up for this movie and saw Brad [Pitt] was on the cast I was pretty excited. I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet at some point. I sent him over a hundred letters saying I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet. And a hundred chunks of my hair. If that’s not great then one of us is crazy!†—Tina Fey on Megamind [Absolute Now]
“I used to want to kiss Megan Fox, but now she’s married and I’m not so sure about that anymore. Probably Natalie Portman now — she’s hot and smart.†—Katy Perry [This Is London via Jezebel]
“He’s a true professional. He was getting all of his tattoos lasered off and he wants to be an actor.†—Chace Crawford on Twelve co-star 50 Cent [ET]