As we predicted when word of the project first surfaced two weeks ago, it took no time at all for the Meryl Streep–Tina Fey mother-daughter comedy Mommy & Me to be picked up. Sony — which made Streep’s Julie & Julia last year — has acquired the film, which will be directed by Stanley Tucci. The story is said to “spotlight the thorny and funny sides of mother-daughter relationships,†but, frankly, it could be about Fey and Streep painting a wall for two hours and we’d still be there opening day. [HR]