When pressed by The Tonight Show’s Jay Leno about having a man-crush on Brad Pitt, Eat, Pray, Love’s Javier Bardem made it clear that he really admires Brad Pitt’s body but also admitted that he may have had ulterior motives for such blatant flattery of his film’s producer. Over at The Colbert Report, artist Chuck Close wants his rendering of Bill Clinton in the National Portrait Gallery moved next to the bathroom and on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Levi Johnson assures the nation that his sex life will not be hampered by his campaign for the Mayor’s Mansion in Wasilla. Last but not least, Mickey Rourke confirms your photoshop suspicions about the Expendables ensemble poster. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.