Suppose you had the energy, means, and lack of good sense to try to live like Kanye West for a week — how much would it cost you? Now that he’s on Twitter and cataloging his hourly expenditures, we can finally know. Today, on the six-day anniversary of Kanye’s inaugural tweet, we’ve estimated and added up the prices of everything he’s claimed to have spent money on (not included: things he wants, but does not seem to have actually bought yet, like this awesome goblet and the Palace of Versailles). Our scrupulous math, after the jump.
Flight to Asia: About $1,000
Fur pillow: $240
Lunch with Jay-Z at Nello: $200 (or about $100 per person)
Diamond grill: $2495
Dries Van Noten shoes: about $600
Avatar on Blu-ray: $21.99
Ruby-red-grapefruit juice: $4.14
Bottle of Grey Goose vodka: $52.99
Versace glasses: $198
Yves Saint Laurent suit: $1,836
Top-of-the-line Panasonic home projector with 10,000 lumens: $59,000
The Dark Knight on Blu-ray: $17.49
J.Press tie: $70
Bottle of Molnar Family Poseidon’s Vineyard Chardonnay: $20.94
Persian rug (we couldn’t find one with cherub imagery either): $5,000
Versace sofa: $5,500
Chartered jet from Los Angeles to New York: about $10,000
Lanvin high-tops: $1,195
Total: $87,451.55