If Fox’s Bones has its druthers, the Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation†Sorrentino will make his prime-time television appearance on that show this October, in an episode about a murder in the “guido†community. The Situation would be playing the victim, “fitness guru Ritchie ‘The V’ Genero,†whom, we presume, gets murdered at the tanning salon thanks to a severe case of six-pack jealousy. [Ausiello Files/EW]