Failed retiree Joaquin Phoenix continues to fail at retiring: On September 22, he’s returning to The Late Show With David Letterman, where in February 2009 he committed crimes against being an affable, chatty, late-show guest and first convinced a large number of people he might be crazy. This time around, we can only assume he will be trying to pull off the opposite trick: convincing a large number of people he’s not (that) crazy. Should be a good show!